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          back at Moriarty...

Moriarty stuck (yeah by the way the songs from your mobile Moriarty still plays all the time I'll get back to stop play right?) I do not mind, I hope this song will never end (hey) I'm not a musician I, come back to Sherlock, Moriarty gum stuck to the glass and to the chewing gum put there (sorry that it will now Czech but I just have) daaaaaaaaaaaajmond Dajmond diamant dájmond diamantek můj milášek, nikdo mi ho nevezme, sice je trochu menší ale co? :D (:o what?) never ioun mind (good It will be again English) police are almost there, Moriarty takes extinguisher and and and (amd what I would therefore be interested) either finally shut up, police rushed inside where Moriarty sat with the crown jewels on him and said „no hurry“ (song ended) yeah it definitely all interested (xhahdj) what? (secret speech happy either  do not understand me otherwise ksd hjasdls) you're normal (hsdj hj ghtf) well I will not notice it back Sherlock (higher and why in used a diamond?) yeah, because the diamond is harder than anything else (yes) Sherlock goes on so please do not disturb brackets. Yet... (ha I'm nicer to the brackets and the addition veto am you two together, and with beautiful lettering) Leave it in italics!!! (yes, exactly) and you better your job otherwise your never wish us because even though you're prettier so we see thank you. Yeah all the time 

          Yet at Sherlock

Cell phone rang „well I look“ said John looked at the phone and tells Sherlock „on“ „now I do not have a job“ said Sherlock „Sherlock“ said John „not now!!!“ said Sherlock „It is here again“ He said John and Sherlock took phone where it was written let's play Tower Hill Jim Moriarty x.

          In Moriarty

Moriarty gave the car (police car). Sherlock, John and the guy who's not know what his name is staring at the camera at the coronation jewels „this glass is insaleny hard“ said John „no harder  than crysstallized carbon, used the best thing in the world diamond“ said Sherlock, the guy pressed a button that returned Moriarty just before it smashed glass and there in that glass was written  get Sherlock (the eyelet was smiley :D). Well, how do I say  this... come Moriarty took a pictureš in the newspaper, while Sherlock and John were preparing for trial (Moriarty) went down the stairs „we will go?“ he asked John „yes“ said Sherlock, they opened the door and there they waited for the crowd of cameras and photographet and photographet and photographet and (yeah It's all clear you please continue), yeah a little bit in that we are losing sorry if it does not make sense now, but I'll write other day and I can not translate it Anyway, I tink I ended up there as riding in the car, but in any case it is de John and Sherlock were in the car, in John says „remember...“ „yeah“ interrupted Sherlock „remember what she said, do not clever“ said John „do not worry“ said Sherlock „please either and mostly brief and clear“ said John „god forbit key witness to the court  he acted intelligently“ said Sherlock (when it starts to be exciting?) be quiet (oh yeah) so where was I... yeah „intelligently fine but try to avoid crafty“ said John „I'm just myself“ said Sherlock „you are listening to me at all?“  he asked John.

          Somewhere before the court (about) 

„And so today we stand in frond“ said a lady „court century as someone assumes“ said a gentleman „the court with James Moriarty“ said another lady „James Moriarty was seen this morning...“ some guy said again „crown jewels“ he said the woman again as she spoke first about „reichenbach hero Sherlock Holmes“ he said the woman who was the socond I have a feeling (just for fun now on what all those people were saying  on TV) yeah (:D) really?(yeah :( ).

          In court...

„Can you please reach into your pocket?“  Moriarty said some lady an she looked at some guy and he  nodded, so he reached into his pocket and  pulled out a piece of gum, Moriarty stuck out his tongue and she geve it to him on the tongue „thanks“ said Moriarty „court Moriarty is held in courtoom number 10“ he said an unkown voice (unkown?) yeah (unkown why) because I do not know who's talking (ok) where I just ended up here... yeah

          At Sherlock (propably the toilet)

„this is you?“ said Ketty (I think it says so and I hope that this will not name), Sherlock looked at her and saw kind of a tack, clothing (maybe you know what I mean), and there was written I <3 Sherlock „bad toilet“ said Sherlock „I'm a huge fan“ said Ketty „I see it“ said Sherlock „I read your watch all cases, you sign my shirt?“ Ketty asked, handing Sherlock black pen „there are two kinds of fans“ said Sherlock „and?“ he asked Ketty „catch me before I kill again, a kind of first“ said Sherlock „and the second?“ he asked Ketty (unexpectedly) :( „hey my aparrtmen is just around the corner“ said Sherlock „an my gear is where?“ he asked Ketty, Sherlock looked at her and because it has 'magical' ability so there somehow saw (on Ketty), bruising (yeah, and because it sees it also could be that it just has talent) yeah would also might be because no but he saw just bruising, pocket, ink and said „neither one“ „seriously?“ he asked Ketty „you're not a fan of the forearm have bruises from the table, you're propably in velocity“ (I can not say what the rate because it did not understand!!! so I'll skip right? Well) „-under pressure before the deadline“ said Sherlock „all?“ he... (he asked Ketty) yes „well wrist smudge of ink on the left pocket slightly protrudres“ said Sherlock „betrayed me“ said Ketty (yeah) :O (well, finaly, what is also not ask for anything) I see, nothing went Sherlock „streak had to know if I'm as good as thay say“ smell on  sniffer hands and said (sorry but  I do not  know if I do not write Czech because it would be a greater chance to catch up Christmas, today is 28. 11. 2016 and so I decided that I will write about Czech :( I hope you do not mind, maybe somewhere further announce that I will be writing English, so go for it) „na bázi olejem používaná na tisk novin, ale nanesená ukazováčkem vašim vlastním“ said Sherlock (teda řekl Sherlock, no možná nějaké věci budu psát Anglicky protože už sem si zvykla na said jo a taky už sem zjistila jak se jmenuje ten chlap co už nevím jak se jmenuje, jmenuje se Greg, teda aspoň myslím že jse tak jmenuje,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ahoj to je roztomilý) no tak řekl Sherlock „hm“ saiííííííííííííísadw řekla Ketty „novinářka, pochybuju že je to od manuální práce... chtěla jste mě otestovat“ ŘEKL SHERLOCK (musela jsem to přepisovat asi 999.999.999.999. tisíckrát) „tý jó, vy se mi líbíte“ řekla Ketty „spíš jde o článek Sherlock Holmes, kdo se skrývá pod  čepicí“ řekl Sherlock „Ketty Rajneová, velice mě těší“ řekla Ketty (jo měla jsem pravdu jmenuje se Ketty teda myslím že se to tak píše a to příjmení) „ne už nepřijímám námahu a dech, neposkytnu vám rozhovor a nemám zájem o peníze“ řekl Sherlock „vy a John Watson je to jen patonické? Na to také odpovídáte ne? V tisku se vás šíří nejrůznější  věci jednou budete potřebovat někoho na své straně, aby je  uvedl na pravou míru“ řekla Ketty „hm a myslíte že vy jste ta pravá“ zeptal se Sherlock „jsem chytrá a můžete mi věřit naprosto“ řekla Ketty „chytrá, dobře investikativní novinářka, fajn tak se podívejte a řekněte co vidíte, jestli jste schopná nepotřebujete rozhovor prostě si předčtěte co je třeba, ne, dobře tak já, když kouknu na vás vidím čekatelku na prvního sólo kapra aby si ji redaktor všiml, máte na sobě drahou sukni, ale 5x prodlužovanou, jediná nóbl co máte vaše nehty, nemáte na čistou manikúru, vidím někoho hladového, leč chytrého ne a rozhodně nevi- dím někoho důvěrihodného, ale rád vám prozradím pár slov, je mi z vás zle“ řekl Sherlock a (tý jó to byl dlouhý proslov) jo jo jo to mě určitě zajímá (:* <3) dík (posílám mamce tobě určitě ne!!!) :(  (:D) no nic já pokračuju (pokračuj) a Ketty se tvářila eeeeeeeeeee, strašně dá se říct.

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